My parents think i’m popular in school. How cute and naive they are…

Teacher: I'm going to call your mom!
Me: No, please no, I swear I'll be good!
Teacher: I'm going to call your mom!
Me: Tell her I say hi.
in the year 6057
historian: over the last few years we have explored most parts of the prehistoric "the internet" and have come across a gathering of young adults called "tumblr".
historian: we discovered a large amount of "slash" which has lead us to believe that 99% of 21st century humans were homosexual. we do not yet understand how the species managed to surivive
historian: we also uncovered a never before seen language on "tumblr". Words and phrases such as "omg", "wat", "this shit cray" and "yolo" have been deciphered, but more complex sentences such as "dslfajsdlj no stop i can't evensldfjaldjaf" have yet to be understood
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My life is so exciting, another night in by myself

strangethingsforstrangepeople:

Hate it

When people like their own facebook status/picture

sodamnrelatable:

English is not my native language.

savethesequestionsforanotherday:

So everytime I type something wrong or use the wrong word or the wrong tempus or grammar etc. I always get paranoid that someone who has english as their native language, will read what I wrote and spot all the mistakes I made and think, “Is she stupid or something??” or “Daamn, her english is horrible, I am never going to speak to her”.




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