teenwhoops:

i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

(Source: dylanobylan, via thegreatdecidewhentheydie)

at least i can admit i’m a piece of shit

(Source: nosdrinker, via b-rendanbrady)

(Source: avoxia, via pancakestiel)

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

(via frecklednights)

we say goodbye in the pouring rain I break down as you walk away

trapbelly:

you: come over i have something for u ;)

me: 

(via thetruthandthedream)

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

(via mericlair)