voxamberlynn:

lexbots:

the pumpkin king / sally

Okay, but holy shit, THIS IS UNREAL.

i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

de-rock-goddess:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

awesomewhispy:

bird-internet:

captainshenanigans:

Do you ever stop and realize that the average person doesn’t know what a ship is or what canon means.

We probably just all sound like pirates.

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femalefederals:

"if she didn’t want those nudes released, she wouldn’t have taken them"

so I guess you wouldn’t mind all your friends and family seeing your smutty fanfictions and filthy text posts since you wouldn’t have made them if you didn’t want anyone to see them

gnagster:

i put the :// in http://

hellhoundsonthehunt:


paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails

b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

  • me: (thinks something mean)
  • me: dont be fucking rude
  • It is now 3 weeks since Michael Brown was murdered by Ferguson PD Officer Darren Wilson. Officer Darren Wilson still has not been arrested, charged, or even brought to prison or court for the murder of Michael Brown.

    thepoliticalfreakshow:

    #JusticeForMichaelBrown

    pocketpsychologist:

    seaminglycomplex:

    This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

    what had me cracking up was the way the mask deflated at the end

    k1mkardashian:

    ariana grande reminds me of the annoying girl at school with mediocre vocals that always gets asked to sing the national anthem or something for school events 

    hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

    hplyrikz:

    Clear your mind here

    superwhohannilockpotter:

    I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.