i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
- me being rude: omfg shut the fuck up
- me being polite: omfg please shut the fuck up
- Me in public: I want to be alone.
- Me alone: I want to be in public.
- Interviewer: What was the inspiration behind That Girl?
- Alex: Jack.
- Me: And you wonder why we think you're gay?
Give me pizza. With so much cheese on it. Now.
- Me after buying band shirts: I need more band shirts
Good music taste is attractive.