dicksoclock:

oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls my a box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says 

“where do these go?”

and there was kind of this awkward moment of silence before i went “…my vagina”

and then he kind of just fell over and nearly cried

and was like “WHICH CUPBOARD ASDGHJ”

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devilsfruitsalad:

lovelydestiel:

theinkofthescholar:

gothum:

a-form-of-sentimentality:

ikolism:

ikolism:

im quitting school and becoming a superhero

who’s with me

please stop reblogging this we can’t all be superheroes

i’ll be the bad guy

i’ll be your girlfriend

I’ll be the butler

I’ll be that random citizen who doesn’t know what the fuck is going on

I’ll be the one who stalks you and figures out your secret identity.

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knifefarty:

iwonthellamaatthefayre:

wibblywobblyuniverse:

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too

If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that

no thats illegal

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phoenixbluetumbles:

when people say “books are for geeks and losers”

what fucking planet are you from where knowing things is bad

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if you’re reading this it means you have an excellent taste for blogs

(Source: ddowney, via captaineliza182)

cybercum:

going from “today is a good day” to “i hate my life” takes me approximately 2.6 seconds

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• 10 yr old me: omg i can't wait to be a teenager i'll go out to parties with my friends and wear cool clothes and skip school and drink and play music really loud and get grounded and sneak out and stay up late and go to concerts and have an amazing social life omg i can't wait
• current me: spills cereal on self

screamsinsilence527:

avengerlicious:

So I’m re-reading Philosopher’s Stone and I finally notice something. The night Harry first finds the Mirror of Erised is Christmas night. Rowling wrote it so Harry gets to spend Christmas with his family.

My heart just broke

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a-sexy-cat:

vvebkinz:

sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy starting now

I’m so sleepy of your shit

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• me in the street: imagine if my favorite band walked by
• me in my room: imagine if my favorite band walked in
• me in the car: imagine if my favorite band was in the car next to me
• me in class: imagine if my favorite band walked in
• me on vacation: imagine if my favorite band were here