buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

(via awesomefuckyeeah)

• Now: horny
• In an hour: horny
• Tomorrow: horny
• Next week: horny
• Next month: horny
• Sleeping: horny
• Eating: horny
• Having sex: horny
• Apocalypse: horny
• Dead: horny

zacwells:

hey c’mere

_{No Closer…}

_closer…

_*kiss*

(via thegreatdecidewhentheydie)

j0hnlemm0n:

skills i have mastered

• not texting back

• procrastinating

• eating copious amounts of food in one setting

• painting my nails like a blind pre-schooler

• sleeping a lot

• being single

(via karkittyjaeseop)

mermaidsandmisandry:

“some scientists agree”. what does that mean. some scientists. that could be two  scientists. two scientists agree. two agreeable scientists isnt very credible. do it again. more scientists.

(Source: misandrywhale, via rian-zack-alex-jack)